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Another sodding TFC avi... Blah...
How did you end up in TPC? Behe
Boggot
t!mo
Ricey
K23
FraS
Curtis
Glory shots
Ahh memories...
Logs
Unfortunatelty the blarghalyzer is now down. :{ FraS LAN Some late drop outs and some late invites, but we
got enough together for a good drinking session and some Q3CTF. Final
addendance:
FraS, Grim, Jonny5, rebs, Ricey, t!mo. Lack of activity As you may well know TPC have not been very active
over the last few months. We are trying to get active enough again to
put in a decent effort in the next WPTFCL. So wake up people! Fast, furious and
friendly With the imminent start of the restored WPTFCL,
the clan machine rumbled and roared back to life with our first
friendly of 2002. Sporting a new member, Mad Mada McMad of the clan Mc
Adam, TPC clicked on the cruise control and eased out onto the TFC
highway heading towards shutdown2, and promptly ran over clan GF5.
Despite their valiant attempts to leap out of the way, we hit them at
130 miles an hour, scattering offensive engy's and Decrepid^Soldiers
everywhere. Our frontline defence directed the oncoming GF5 traffic
towards the scrap heap with K1llz excelling himself by racking up an
impressive 86...erm kills. The trip to monkey told a similar story but
with GF5 grabbing a cap. This was in spite of our def setting up a
roadblock around our flag on the bridge and getting carried away after
the instruction to "hold it up a bit" was taken to the extreme. We had
one the other night and it rocked. Well not quite but it was first time
a lot of us have played together for agesss. I wonder when
we will actually get a match sorted? lardy da da. Yes I know that picture of RAT is scary but I didn't post it. Well it's time that you all woke up and went and looked at the TPC forums. We are on the lookout for new recruits so get reading and start applying. The ITV digital monkey prize won't be available for too long. Goodbye. RAT spotted...
...and he's turned into a hippy! finally got around to adding MDB result, we are now officially inactive... we shall review the issue once the Wireplay league are taking sign-ups. TPC WonID database To be added to in the future. TPC wishes everyone the
best for the holiday period. We hope you have enjoyed using our
servers. We played MDB
yesterday
in the BWTFCL div1 semi-final and lost a close match 50-60 Openfire and
20-20 2Fort. A very good game which I enjoyed a lot even though we
lost. 2fort was very exciting with some wicked defending keeping the
score to 20. SG balc. Jobabob's latest map
creation, another mint pipe jump map. Currently playing 24/7 on TPC
server 2 (195.149.21.121:27065). Monday we played |Gla|
in CB ladder, won 2fort on our server 60-20, gg. moved over to their
server based in Italy and the lag was horrid, they were always leading
so towards end we put some more on
def to get win overall which I don't
think they liked, lost Openfire 50-20 (80-70 win overall). apologies for
my shit spelling and grammar... its late. TPC managed to put in some solid performances this week to beat MDB and CI. I dusted off my rocket launcher and played bsp in both games. Thanks to help from my sidekick Doe at tsp we managed to get some good scores. TPC win vs MDB
60-10 2fort 80-30 Openfire TPC are on the lookout
for new admins for our servers. The TPC forums hold all the details you
need to apply. "Admin Idol" will begin in earnest on the 1st December.
If you complete the process succesfully you will be invited to a big
showdown with the judges in the new year. In our last official BW
game we beat JAMW 60-30 Sd2 and 170-60 Co2. This means we should come
2nd in our group providing we can sort out the situation with
-bd-... Played a friendly last night
vs XXX and narrowly lost 20-40
Co2 and 30-40 monkey_l. TPC paused the server on monkey so that they
could all rejoin their BC session. We've been going through
a not very activate schedule over the last few weeks and hence lack of
updates. BWTFCL is coming to the end of the season and we play JamW
tomorrow which should be a decider for 2nd place in our group. Our apologies to those
people using the TPC1 server yesterday evening who witnessed a few
minutes of mindless dicking about by someone impersonating our admins
and exploiting the Admin Mod. It won't happen again. Our BWTFCL game this
week was versus MI-CSC-RNK and saw our first convincing win of the
season. Shutdown2 was first and our offy chaps wasted no time in
capping as we raced to a 30-0 start. At this point MCR managed to get
our lasers, grab the flag, and almost made it to the front door in one
swift move. We battled hard to keep it for what seemed like an age. MCR
got the flag to the front door, only to have the sg fire their flag
carrier back into the far corner of the entrance. Sneaky work by their
train riding spy finally de-railed our manic defence and they capped
making it 40-10. And although MCR did get our flag to the bottom of the
flag room ramp at one point, our defence remained fairly solid.
Meanwhile our offence had kept the pressure on and secured another 3
caps. Openfire was next and the def lads put on a first class
performance that allowed the flag merely inches out of the lasers on
one occasion to give us a clean sheet. Our offence got an early touch
but took a little while to cap as MCR put up a determined fight. With
another man sent forward, we started to make some headway and 3 more
caps followed in the second half of the map. Although both teams had
players drop as pings started to rise, it was a very good natured, fun
game. Win sd2/70-10 of/40-0. Muppets using
hacks on TPC servers Anyone caught using crappy spectator, clip, teleport cheats/hacks will be banned from our servers. DO NOT use them, even if you want to test. We will ban you for life and make efforts to get your wonid banned from as many servers as possible. In the event you use a static IP address then... The skillz
server? Where's that when it's at home? The Skillz Server has
thrown away it's tent and moved into a more permanent address. The
place has been decorated, the furniture is in, and the spare room is
waiting. Just remember to bring your own tea and biscuits. TPC 2 - The Skillz Server - 195.149.21.121:27065 Twat, twats,
gg, and gg BT Demonrat (or tw@ as he
may be better known Shutdown_l was a slightly different story as our spy offence took advantage of an uncertain XXX startup and kept things suitably confused for them as we capped twice in the first 10 minutes. They sorted themselves out after that and although we had their lasers down several times, no more caps followed. Our defence was very solid and we managed to keep our lasers up the entire map. Win well/10-10 shutdown_l/20-0. We also played
an ill advised friendly vs 187 knowing that 3 of our
players were pinging in the 200's on ADSL and 2 others on ISDN had
similar problems. K1llz and Proc were doing their impression of Monty
Pythons' Judean Peoples Front Suicide Squad by simply running into
rooms and exploding. And it turned farcical at one point when our
entire offence lagged simultaneously. I still can't believe we played
the second map. Scoreline far too embarressing to go into here. In an eventful week, TPC
bids a fond farewell to FraS, one of our cherished members. After 2 great years with us he
decided to look for pastures new. We
wish him well. Played TRC Tuesday, won
2fort 100-30, and drew well 30-30, gg. Played +S+ Wednesday with new
patch and 3 trialists so was bit dodgy but still gg SHITE, BD, DFA, DSH, IST,
LoG, MDB, MI-CSC, SoTa, TPC, XXX, C4, IR, ND, P-I COI, TTF, Mr, SOI, LP, TPC,
XXX, RNK Had a friendly on
Tuesday night V's MDB again. We won 60-0 2fort and 90-0 Monkey. Thanks
to MDB for carrying on even though they had 7 men for Monkey. There was
also another kind of friendly V's DB on Wednesday, I wasn't there but I
understand we were winning when the game was called to a halt for some
reason. Our clan server plays
just 2fort and is beginning to become quite popular. The IP is
195.149.21.29:27055. We
must make it clear that your must try and play
in teamlike and non muppet like way. Please read the motd on entering
the server. Played MDB last
night in
friendly, we lost Well 40-10 (screenshot, stats) and won Stow 230-190 (screenshot, stats). I'm not good with match
reports as you see so i suggest you see Chief's report from the MDB
site. Nice to see the footy
league off and running. Some good wins for Liverpool and Bolton. Shame
about Fulham at Man U, they did well. Anyway, J5 has left for his own
reasons. I've retired for a bit and the clan muddles on. Basically we
are recruiting but are looking for older established players with good
IRC presence and reasonable TFC skills. 195.149.21.29:27055 FF on http://www.t1mo.com/tfc/maps/skill/concquest.zip Lost to AI
tonight in WP
game. ...and my LAN has passed. Thankfully we did actually get the network going even though it was a mish-mash of bits. Thanks to those who came, I don't think there was anyone who travelled less than 100 miles. Lets frikkin
hope those photo's don't come out!! Trust someone to bring a
camera, it was my only dread for the weekend. I just
completed Max Payne too, omg it's fookin wicked, the only single
player game I've wanted to play in over a year. Highly recommended. If you look at t!mo, the TPC leader, for example, he seems to be playing better now that he has less to worry about with TPC... WRONG I'm
playing shit atm. Grrrrr DW 40-10 Openfire and 30-10 Well to DW. So we lose
are 2nd WPTFCL game. Not very good
is it? bah.
Openfire was ok, under pressure dropped someone early on, recovered
when tuna turned up. Looked like we were going to keep it close but
they got a few sneaky caps at end to make score more favourable. Mass
TKs by myself and Danny. I promised
myself I'd start a report with something other than "Good game against
..." this time, so here goes...
GrOCam smells. That's better :). Good game against TPC (d'oh!) on a dodgy WP toaster, some hasty rearranging needed as the Blueyonder - WP connection was crap, meaning Storm and Sin couldn't play :(. We shuffled things around and ended up with 3 defenders and 5 attackers - not bad. Biggz and Nest were the lucky O fellows who got to play D, and all in all did a fine job. We started with Openfire, tough going for our O mongs who praised the TPC defence afterwards. Even so they managed to work a few caps out, including an almost-hole from d00m I believe. Our own defence did well, battery being uber at the switch and Val doing a fine job as engy. I was playing at the water and not doing too well; when TPC moved our flag about halfway through I went demo to hold it up for a while, then just stayed demo for the rest of the game which was fun. Towards the end TPC sent a HWGuy to attack the water which worked pretty well in removing me, but he never made any real headway. Well was next up, and we decided on me and Biggz at fd, Nest in water, and batt + Val in the fr (doing rude things I'm sure :P) Biggz started as engy before switching to sol, and we made a good pair at the fd - think I might elope with him. We capped first after what seemed like a dozen touches (but probably wasn't), but not long after TPC got our flag and seemed to have it for ages. I thought they were heading to attic, so I rjumped up there to wait... but they'd gone rr - balcony instead :/. I nailed the medic after he threw and the flag was clear - S H A M B L E S. If I'd stayed rr we possibly could have defended it :/. At this point Biggz went into attack promising to cap - and did about 2 minutes later, which we followed up with a third a few minutes later :D. TPC realised we only had 1 fd soldier so attacked there more, and I struggled to hold them up. Thankfully Biggz came back on D and helped out, as I was gently sobbing in a corner of the respawn after being 0wned so badly :*(. Bit of a reshuffle towards the end, Biggz and Nest swapping and Nest teefing my kills and generally outplaying me :). Defender of the match - possibly battery. Talking to Val after the game he'd shot his load several times watching battery get mid-air rockets on concing meds etc. Well played battery, if you weren't like 1000 miles away I'd lick your lobe :). Saying that, Val was as 0wnage as ever and both Nest and Biggz was supoib, so I think we'll just share the honours around and have a foot-sex orgy. Biggz, don't cancel that room at the Swallow Hotel just yet ;). Ta for the game TPC, and very well played - it's ages since I've played against you and I'd forgotten how good you are :). Also must make a special mention to DW player who thought we had a dodgy grate on well. gogogogogo Danny the scout!
The TPC theme tune Made in house by
TPC's
own music maestros this original tune really does kick BB into touch. I popped into irc earlier to say hello. Just incase you weren't there. Helloooo! In the USA
still, will be home in a few weeks probably. FraS or Ricey
can fill you in on the rest. PuT YoUr L33t
C0nc
Man0uVr3s t0 Teh TEST! There's a Conc tourny being organised by dus and ww. Go check it out... http://www.commando.nu/concworld/
Also there's gonna be an icle TPC get-together at my house from the Fri 27th - Sun 29th of July. It's most definately NOT going to be called FraS-Lan '01, don't believe any1 who tells u otherwise!!! If ur unfortunate enuff to be a member of TeePeeCee then go check the forum out f00. TPC server IP
has changed 195.149.21.29:27055,
195.149.21.29:27055, 195.149.21.29:27055 Ended in defeat
to the
hands of D4. 20-0 SD2 and 50-10 2Fort. Not alot to say really. It was a
fair result, our defence was outplayed on both maps. A muck up with
Roger Wilco meant a total lack of comms together with me needing some
desparate prac meant I came away feeling I and the whole defensive team
could have played alot better. Oh well roll on the next game. Ok bit of personal news.
I've finished at uni and now have the l33t title of MSci. For the tiny
sum of £21.99 you can buy the video of the ceremony and see the classic
moment when they read out my name wrong. MUPPETS!!!!! What a bunch of
PEONS!! Don't goto Nottingham Uni FFS bunch of MORONS. Friendly match
report [Stow: TPC - 60 MI-CSC - 0] [Ofire: TPC - 40 MI-CSC - 40] Another friendly against MI-CSC brought temporary amusement to our sour and shitty little lives. Once again I find myself dribbling utter bollox on the news page - no one actually reads this - I feel sympathy for them if they do, so... La la la, fuckety fuckety bum, gay sex, wank. First map was Stowaway, and I haven’t played this in a match situation before; it was slightly spammy, but nether the less enjoyable. MI-CSC managed to break our defence a couple of times to get flag, but our defence was on form, and so we managed to keep it contained. Openfire was
not so good, our defence was initially unorganised, and
MI-CSC judiciously managed to rack up a ripe score of 4 caps, however,
we had the benefit of capital punishment, which is regularly handed out
by timo, and this kept us spirited, which drove us to equalise. La la
la, fuckety fuckety bum, gay sex, wank. Good night.
TPC hit the
beeg time (nearly) Get your ears
ready for
the ground-breaking aural spectacular that is the TPC theme tune. New game from Codemasters and it's pretty kick arse. TPC don't
condone piracy in anyway whatsoever. Download the demo and
play the game. If you like it buy it. Well I'm off. I
dont
know how long for, but I will be back in one way or another. Give me a
few months to find myself and I'll settle and get net access if my own.
I'll email MrG on my progess and let him process the information I
send, censor what he sees fit ( [Bam: TPC-0 MUF-0] [2fort: TPC-30 MUF-30] Both matches
were manic,
lots of spam, carnage, death, pillage, timo spamming the team with
orders, (the usual). MUF scared us somewhat by escaping with our flag
near the end on Bam, BUT our defence like the crazy sons of a bitches
bounced after them, and somehow managed to prevent scorage for the
remaining duration of the game. Played defence. Sorry MUF. 2fort close
too, we capped, they capped, we capped, they capped, they capped, we
capped - my knuckles were bleeding. As ever, thank you MUF for 2 great
games.
GOODBYE JONNY5 J5 jets off to
America
at 5am tomorrow and we wish him the best of luck. WARNING. If you
happen to live in America then I advise you to leave straight away.
Byeeeeee. ...is suffering
from
shitness atm. If you are an
old skool
player and are still good, we are interested. Def soldiers would be
handy. Ta. Also maybe att medic. Bye. Played a good
friendly
tonight v's a mixed team of 8th, MsA, and a few others. 90-140 Stowaway
and 30-50 Well. We lost both maps but was a gg all round. Thx to steve
and Damo for filling in at the last minute. Yes they
do exist! similar maps and similar map rotations... Small world. I'm
even mentioned in MOTD on one of them. Muhahahah. TPC server was the
first skillz server though. Just found
these...
...by MrG,
thought they deserved a post. If u want adminmod
rights on TPC server you need to pm me your wonid and a password. ta. ...your last post
Rice. I'z buggerin off
soon, so you can come back when I gone. Cus no more bickering and
fighting and general gay stuff then. Ricey come back dude we is all missin u! Also get well soon Danny! Finally get well soon t!mo... Oops, forgot
he's always like that. FAO Ricey From now on we
shall be nice to each in #[tpc] or we set the dogs on you. Stereophonics -
Have a nice day! Bit off topic but I thought I'd pimp this wicked UT mod. I suppose it bares most resemblance to CS but with some improvements to gameplay that make it less of a bunnyhopping DM fest and more like the real thing. It's been going for a while and is in good shape now with newly released beta 1.6. http://www.strikeforcecenter.com/ http://forums.wireplay.com/showthread.php?threadid=256685 bye. Aww well at least someone loves me. Dont join TPC, they are all heartless bastards. Fras said he wished i would die in my sleep and they all laughed! Bastards!! /me shags
dannyboy Im holding a one man love in for clan member J5,
cause all the negative energy
towards him is giving me bad karma man. Sooo this one goes out to J5...
Stay alive dude. Wub wub J5! plz
don't die I will never forgive myself!! Where would our defence be
without u. /me snogs J5 J5 death newsflash Unrespected member of the community was found dead at his home on June 6th in the early hours of the morning. His mum went to tuck him in and he was found suffocated by his pillow with a sock on his dick (although that is irrelevant). Our condolences are with Jonny's family in their 10 minutes of mourning. Rest in peace
Jonny5... you will sadly... not be missed! Jonny5 was
found dead in his bed this morning, having apparently suffocated. It is
unknown as to his cause of death, but he will be sorely missed. It is
thought he had an argument with some twat in TPC (Fras), but as of yet
no news has been found. Keep on defending Jonny! The server was
not shit for 2fort but it was er w@nk on well. Attack was wicked on
2fort and I managed to dive in and get killed at every moment. Fluke
didn't lose the flag today so we got all the caps we were meant to.
Well was ok and the sniper def was a bit of a shocker. Recent results and
stuff Some quite
decent results in friendlies last two weeks. Beating LBU and LoG,
drawing with Mr and HMDC. Bring on the league. The game was a friendly vs LoG. Ended up winning 70-60 2fort and 50-0 well. Well played LoG, the scores might have been more in their favour if the server wasn't so bad. A Friendly vs HMDC yesterday saw a win on Badlands and a totally spanking on CO2, we will have our revenge muahaha *cough* *cough*. BTW ignore
Jonnym0ng, we all do. Played a game
tonite. Won it and lost it. Was quite good. Bit of moaning. Lots of
moaning. Few TK's. Normal stuff. Bye If anything
just cannot go wrong, it will anyway. TPC server map
rotation kamikaze_uk_sc2 Lies and Punkbuster Hmmm. TPC server is
now monitored with Punkbuster. It should be interesting to see the
results of this. It's on my host
now so I can update it easier. Went to a club
and Fluke wasn't allowed in. ROFL. WPTFCL season 4
comes to an end We lost to HMDC
and beat FA in our last matches. This means we ended around 8th. Not
too bad considering shambles we were at start of the season. One game left in WP Lost to HMDC in
league. Need one point vs FA to come above them. http://www.tpc.uklinux.net/phpBB/ ...by DW, which
was not suprising. He was a fellow
clan mate of mine from LBU. He passed away Sunday morning from unknown
causes. I didn't get to know him much but he was a very talented TF
player and a top bloke. At the young age of 21 it seems such a waste of
life, he had a very bright future infront of him. The people in #lbu
wearing the {t} tag on Sunday night shows that he was cared about and
shall be missed by many. Since we
started only playing in WP we are now unbeaten. Which is nice. Wierd things
going on at the mo. Main prob is lack of player availability. Something
we hope to rectify. We are looking out for a few players but ideally
people who know the clan scene and can put some time and effort in.
Playing in one league means we aren't very active match wise. TPC and others
went to the The Playing Fields over the weekend, was top night and
exclusive footage can be found here,
thanks to Fluke. eVil and MrG
have left, they have both lost there enjoyment of the game and need to
look for pastures new. Two very talented players and loyal TPC peeps,
we gonna miss you guys, all the best. Darky leaves His old clan [Dtm] has reformed and apparently
need him. The short spell with us
was fun mate, best of luck. It's troo, took
me aaages. Big warm
welcome to Abomination and Darky, leet def solly type blokes. Blah blah blah. It's Christmas! ...don't you
know. Sadly UB has
left to join the mighty ranks of SHS. All the best mate, it's been a
pleasure playing with you. Welcome [HMDC]Cintas and [HMDC]Steve to
strengthen our net squad! Lost all our UKTFCL games this week and PC
pulled out of there BWTFCL game 15 mins before kick off. Lets hope next
week gets better. All results up
to date. Good few games last week, losing to UE and BD and beating +N+
and LBU. Shitty game last night against LOD who locked down to 6 man
def after their cap on Shutdown2 and then felt it necessary to spam our
respawns. Shame really cos 2Fort was a good game.
Happy Halloween. Won our first
UKTFCL game last night against LBU, yay! believe it or
not its another update, all results now up, fixed broken links in
downloads and added few more, FraS is now in scrapbook so you can all
go laugh at his ugly mug {i need more piccees, so send them me
damit!!}, and next week fixtures are up.  Well that kept me happy for an hour, what shall i do now... er... Bout time for
an update maybe, not our best week really. Losing to BC, DW, BiA, TFL.
Sort of cheered ourselves up last night with a draw against AGL. Next
week is also gonna be action packed, facing another array of tops clans. TPC beat LBU in
ladder to hold on to top spot. We did it! The
master plan worked. After a hard
fought victory against our French friends -Tfk- we have secured our
place in the BWTFCL premiership division, hooray. TPC win another
WP prem match to keep us at the top.
At the end of the week 2 round of games TPC moved to the top of the premier
division after beating and drawing with IST.
RAH We beat KASAP
in our first big WP premier league game. u know who u r! We are doing
well in BWTFCL, beating RNK and drawing against BD. BD capped on Rock2
when we had one player on the server! A brilliant effort by the lads
coming back on the server to limit it to one cap. England 1 -
France 0 Look at this
web site first. I'm looking for experienced people only. Contacts
details on the site. In 1972, a
crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime
they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security
stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the
government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem,
if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire
the A-Team. TFH is leaving
TFC and TPC. He is going on holiday soon and then returning to France.
We wish him the best of luck. A true TPC great. I can see it.
No I can't. You'll just have to wait. :) ...and crap came flying down. Well it's been
a tricky couple of weeks. Haven't really done much in games and so we
haven't won. It's annoying but it shows what a strong clan we are. We
have the team spirit to take us through this. I'm looking forward to
season 3 and the challanges ahead. The new patch has pissed me off but
I'm beginning to get used to it, cl_lc 0 and cl_lw 0 have made my TF
1.5 experience more enjoyable. http://www.btinternet.com/~eVilAsmo/ It has come to
my attention there are a lot of monkeys out there. This is a special
message for u lot. Most of these idiots seem to be about 15 and doing
GCSEs. My advice to you guys is get a life. Get a house, car, wife then
you will know what life is really like. Rant over. Fluke and Niko
are TPC's newest members. New release date Monday... Huge change in code. Hitting your jump key 3 times now, will make U jump 3 times, as oppose to the old one, when it would only jump when after the first jump again if U continued pressing till after the first one was finished. (edit - this is
not strictly true... only true for aliases (my jump is combined with
duck) this suggests therefore, scripts are queued). EMPs do
shedloads of damage, even if all ammo is discarded... killing a scout
who could previously survive 3. The EMP blast is wider... therefore
making the engi the primary candidate for the ammo bags. The spy's tranq seems less long lived... but the knife is supposedly a guaranteed kill to the back, regardless of class (HW-guys and solds could survive). The sniper is more dangerous for many reasons... less charge time (I think) and a sharper net code mean the opens will be full of em. The dot is smaller, and the code for the mouse inputs has been heavily streamlined (I had a look in the CFGs - EEK at all the mouse functions). The new score board is nice... giving details of class and more space for name... your text is defaulted to team colour also. The comms system will be intresting... I prefer mine ATM, but the one text file, all maps, almost code like interface could provide some interesting opportunies for making a clan universal comms scheme (I am working on this now). The new maps suck pretty badly I'm afraid... looking like CS rejects and playing worse... Many of the map bugs (such as door trick and bags) have been patched out, as has the demo script (WOO!). One interesting thing, that is likely enterely unrelated, is the player animations... I had gaitestimation turned off in the last patch to decrease lag... it seems it has been implemented properly now... with players sliding around on one foot if it is off... OpenGL support has been augmented... but the fonts on D3D mode are horrible, often being garbled... the new 'true type fonts' that scale to resolution are useful, but a curse for D3D users like me... Support for LEDs has been removed, as has ASCII code... Support for the num pad has been implemented with the prefix of KP_ to the key (KP_PLUS, KP_8) etc... Hullucination etc have gone client side... this should be interesting... the net code in itself is going to be a completely different kettle o fish... as most of the code is client side... meaning a horribly lagged person simply delays in killing U... as oppose to just not killing U at all... I think thats
it (GASP) more later. And ValvE spoketh to the masses: Let their be patches; and there was a patch, and it was shite... there was much lamentation, tugging of beards, venting of bowels and spleens, and the weather was vile. Thine medicmonkee's conceth in monkeree of mine Angles, I the mighty ValvE shall pluck the wings, and maketh U have to use map features to propelleth U to the heavens, where, gravity shall then smite ye, and bringeth U down with a 'splutgh'. To punish ye also, those who mockedeth the fatboy as newbeish, I make him faster, infuesed with toughness and strength, I nick not his grenades, and give him an 'evil bastard weapon that rocks 'joor a$$' Thine Sniping bitch shall piss ye off in clan games muchly, by being of little assett to your team, whilst doing a brilliant job of it... whilst thine struggling engineers contraptions, shall be made to rotate slower, and be built out of jelly excrement. Some creppyeth
levels shall be provided, and a useless VGUI (Very Good but Useless
Invention) shall be added to ruin all your comms. Greetings! The power to write never ending streams of drivel to this column has been bestowed upon me. Rejoice, for any good reputation we had can now go down the pan with my maniacal gibbering... New patch due soon Well the new patch to make TFC, TF 1.5 is due out this week. I've got my hand on a leaked version and concs are well difficult. BTW forgot to
mention second UKSL result. We drew with .exe. Well we knew it
was going to be tough and it was. Well well well, we have to play BA in the knockouts. This should be fun. Anyway, I'd like to say a special hi to our friends in BA because it may be the last time i'm nice to them!!! :) I recommend everyone go check out there web site. The flash intro is mind
boggling. Their forums are tremendous and have lots of activity, I like
the way Reality seems to talk to himself. ;) Last Sunday we
played out first game outside of Wireplay against [TGC] in the UKSL. {WPTFCL} We beat MOD in
the league. We also beat
BLITZ in a friendly. Back on track We beat MAI
easily tonight. Suprise suprise We lost to SHS. We've played a couple of league matches recently
against FUNK and BD. We have a
tough ladder match on Mon vs SHS. Come on Lads, we can do it. :) We played ITK
in ladder. ITK snatch a
cap with 5 secs to go, well played. Recruitment update Recently I've
received a lot of enquiries about trials. I want to set the record
straight. http://www.teampf.org/thd/By-Laws.htm We are looking
for you to obey these kind of things, however, I will do our own TPC
version soon. We played IST
in the league and it was a tough set of games. Their spies were
excellent and caused big probs. A big game against BD on Thur. BIOB match result I'm embarassed
to report against a 5 man BIOB we won big time.
PVC match result WELL: TPC 80|20
PVC Recently I've
had many people wanting trials. WP cup match vs
KASAP This match is
on Mon 6th @ 9 PM. Map is Cults not Shutdown. Oh er missus this scipt
works. Tonight we played FM in the league. Rock: 00-00 Draw Despite the
small conflictions it turned out to be a very good game and showed our
great teamplay under pressure. Another win! We won tonights league match against [MAI] and
managed to keep a clean sheet again despite only having 7 players in
the first game. Back on form! Tonights league match against [RoD] saw us back to
our match winning form with only 7 players. Beaten Sad to say but we were well and truly beaten
tonight in our first
friendly match for a while. [FUNK] beat us in both games (2Fort
& Well) by 30 points to 0. Normal service has been resumed After last weeks low scoring game against CJK, we have got our capping
back online. Tonights match vs U4 resulted in a combined score of
250-0, nice one peeps! Still unbeaten (but only just) Just finished our clan match vs CJK. After all the hype the result was
2 draws (30-30 0-0). Everyone had connection problems which added to the
mayhem. Unfortunately this is the end of our clean sheet, but we are
still unbeaten. Top of our division
Tuesday night's league match against BRR resulted in yet another clean
sheet for us. Well done everyone for an excellent game and for managing
to turn up for the 7 PM match. Escpecial thanks go to Mr. StickFloat for
allowing Badger the time for the match. Kestrel leaves Kestrel has left TPC to form his own clan [AVR]Aviary. We wish him all the best in his future position of clan leader. New member Finally we have managed to secure the services of Amy. RD's loss is our gain! Amy has officially joined TPC today as a full member. Amy will still be leading her girlz only clan [SoM]Sisters of Murphy for fun & friendly matches. A big turdy welcome from the whole crew Amy. Another clean sheet We have just had our second league match. This match was against [DTE] Death To Education. Yet again we won both games and managed to keep a clean sheet. Looks like the sh!t is getting hotter!!! Top of the league We have won our first two league matches and maintained a clean sheet! Tonight we played [BMSW] Black Messa Swat in the league, winning both matches! This should put us top of group 2 (ok tied top with any others that won both matches tonight). Victory is ours! Thanks to DTE for the friendly clan match last night. Unfortunately DTE
only managed to field 6 players, so borrowed our reserves (Ricey
& Babe2000) for the match. Sh!t muzik New members First result First fixture We have our first fixture! ARAC have challenged us to a pre-season friendly, check out the fixtures page. New member We would like to give a big turdy welcome to our newest full member. Kestrel has finally got his feathers, watchout everyone, the world is no longer a safe place. WP TFC league Today we had confirmation from [AaB]Kryten that we have been accepted
into the Wireplay TFC league. Recruitment on hold New members We would like to give a big turdy welcome to our 3 new full members
StealthPS, t!mo and Ikeee.
New website Today we have launched our new website, any comments appreciated.
TFC league We (Badger) have applied to join the Wireplay TFC league. We are waiting to hear about acceptance and clan practice times on the servers. This may take some time due to the sad retirement of Digriz from the TFC league. Many thanks for all the work he has already put in.
New members We would like to give a big turdywelcome to our 3 new recruits Curtis,
Behemoth and Boggot.
Who are 'The Poo Crew'?
We are a LAN based clan with five core members and an additional four
to five members depending on who is in the country at the time. |
TPC
was later convicted of having an Offence (good) and got 260 points on
it's licence. Win vs [GF5] shutdown2 130-0 monkey_l 130-10 
I know
the servers have been lagging but it would help me greatly if I could
have descriptions of the lag and pictures if possible.
We
expected a tough game, and that's what we got. Our defence was in
shambles mode almost immediately as our lift solly lagged and finally
dropped leaving us exposed. However, our offence capped first, in what
turned into one of the most exciting to-and-fro games of 2fort we've
ever had. The cap list reading: 1-0, 1-1, 1-2, 2-2, 3-2, 3-3, 4-3, 5-3,
5-4, 6-4, 6-5. The game ended with us defending our flag at the top
respawn after K20 touched it 14 times in the last 3 minutes. Had the
match been decided on deaths, we would have lost 242-217. 
The second map, which was monkey, was crap. 
